We've Flatlined

Yahoo! Pulse...or lack thereof. Should I be concerned that we are more interested in Paris Hilton± than North Korea? Should Kim Jong Il be concerned? Haha! Actually that aspect is kinda funny. The guy is a huge baby. Talk about a poster child for low self esteem. And weird! If he lived in America he'd be a hair dresser or an unemployed dog walker. Seriously.
Well I guess he can take some solace in the fact that he's currently beating out Jessica Poophead for our attention spans. And don't even get me started on her sister.
± Her appeal is...?