House Huntin'
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Scraped this off Yahoo's home page today. Evidently "Yahoos" enjoy dirty air and property crime. Me, I'm partial to Phoenix's ubiquity of handguns and endlesss supply of crystal meth. |
Phoenix #5, are you kidding me? Come on, we have the best smog.
Have you tried Phoenix haze lately? A slightly aged C02 -- dare I say mature smog, with sooty undertones which leaves a warm dusty finish on this reviewer's palette. Mmmm dee-lish.±
Seriously though, I love Phoenix smog. I eat the stuff for breakfast!
Also can't get enough of our 110° days...the smell of melting hands on steering wheel. Oh and I will have you know that when it comes to car theft Phoenix is #2. In your face San Jose!
± Cameron Scholtz, Gourmet Smog Magazine - pp.17, March 2005