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Bottle Cap Bender
Well I have been wanting to post a video of my bottle cap bender. Simply bend the bottle cap in half, label side in. Impress your friends with your feat of strength. And win bar bets. Yiieee! Read More...
JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank
The only thing funnier than a "personal tank" the size of a Cooper Mini, and resembling Jabba the Hutt's Sail Barge, is the fact that you pick one up for mere $20,000 over at Amazon. Yep just add this puppy to your shoppng cart along with your -- uhh, along with your...seedless grapes? Exsqueeze me! Read More...
Get Out of Jail, Go Directly Home, Do Not Pass Skybar
I promised myself that I would never publicly acknowledge the fact that I pay attention to news regarding Paris Hilton. OK I am outing myself, dernit! Hope everyone is happy. Yes, I am a loser; I occasionally visit dlisted.com. I can't help it. Dang. Read More...
Doritos for My Brain
Yahoo! Pulse today illustrates how clueless I am about who is beautiful and hot. I have only heard of two of these actresses±, and I know absolutely nothing about any of them. Read More...
I'm Skeptical
Hmmm $48,000 in two months...and yet they drive a 10-year-old Toyota. Read More...
House Huntin'
Evidently "Yahoos" enjoy dirty air and property crime. Me, I'm partial to Phoenix's ubiquity of handguns and endlesss supply of crystal meth. Read More...
Need O Be More Aware
Since I'm a bit of a goof * ...and since nobody invited me to DevConnections :sad: ...I get to sit at home practicing my new hobby -- catching typos on the CNBC tickers. Saw this on Wednesday morning while my 2nd favorite TV personality, Jim Cramer, was Read More...
Conusmer Sentiment
Looks like the CNBC spellchecker is still in the shop . On the other hand, my TiVo is working... Read More...
Product dis-Placement
Pop Quiz. What do the following three items have in common? The answer in a minute. But first I have to tell a little story. So I was at the pharmacy yesterday. It's in a grocery store whose name I won't mention, but evidently it's the way to go if you Read More...
My TiVo Died and Wesley's Six Nears
So you may have read that my TiVo was not doing well. He had performed dangerous surgery on himself and, for a while, he seemed to be feeling better. But he was never the same after that. Sadly, my TiVo passed away last weekend. I had been preparing myself as best I could. Seriously though -- how does one prepare for the loss of TiVo. It's tough! Read More...
We've Flatlined
Yahoo! Pulse ...or lack thereof . Should I be concerned that we are more interested in Paris Hilton ± than North Korea? Should Kim Jong Il be concerned? Haha! Actually that aspect is kinda funny. The guy is a huge baby. Talk about a poster child for low Read More...
Captain Hook Fish and Chips*
LOL, St. Pauli Girl, Brittany Evans, hails from Arizona. According to her defintion of home in this Arizona Republic article. ± I consider my hometown to be wherever my parents live. So Phoenix. Ehhh...whatever. I'm guessing like any hip TV/magazine model Read More...
Naked Belly Dog
Wheehaw! Lookie here I catched me a live naked belly dog. Read More...
CMS or Nickelodoen Character?
It's time to play the game craze that is sweeping the nation... Content Management System or Nickelodeon Character? Through careful research of content management systems (CMS) -- and a heavy TiVo addiction -- I came to realize something fascinating. Read More...
Seekwill Kerrsorz
Wow, this is a great article , packed chock-full of everything you need to know about T-SQL cursors. A must read! Precautions: SQL Cursors are not toys. Please do not leave your child newbie developer unattended with cursors. In case your code is choking Read More...
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