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Well I have been wanting to post a video of my bottle cap bender. Simply bend the bottle cap in half, label side in. Impress your friends with your feat of strength. And win bar bets. Yiieee!
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The only thing funnier than a "personal tank" the size of a Cooper Mini, and resembling Jabba the Hutt's Sail Barge, is the fact that you pick one up for mere $20,000 over at Amazon. Yep just add this puppy to your shoppng cart along with your -- uhh, along with your...seedless grapes? Exsqueeze me!
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I promised myself that I would never publicly acknowledge the fact that I pay attention to news regarding Paris Hilton. OK I am outing myself, dernit! Hope everyone is happy. Yes, I am a loser; I occasionally visit dlisted.com. I can't help it. Dang.
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Yahoo! Pulse today illustrates how clueless I am about who is beautiful and hot. I have only heard of two of these actresses±, and I know absolutely nothing about any of them.
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Hmmm $48,000 in two months...and yet they drive a 10-year-old Toyota.
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Evidently "Yahoos" enjoy dirty air and property crime. Me, I'm partial to Phoenix's ubiquity of handguns and endlesss supply of crystal meth.
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Since I'm a bit of a goof * ...and since nobody invited me to DevConnections :sad: ...I get to sit at home practicing my new hobby -- catching typos on the CNBC tickers. Saw this on Wednesday morning while my 2nd favorite TV personality, Jim Cramer, was
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Looks like the CNBC spellchecker is still in the shop . On the other hand, my TiVo is working...
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Pop Quiz. What do the following three items have in common? The answer in a minute. But first I have to tell a little story. So I was at the pharmacy yesterday. It's in a grocery store whose name I won't mention, but evidently it's the way to go if you
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So you may have read that my TiVo was not doing well. He had performed dangerous surgery on himself and, for a while, he seemed to be feeling better. But he was never the same after that. Sadly, my TiVo passed away last weekend. I had been preparing myself as best I could. Seriously though -- how does one prepare for the loss of TiVo. It's tough!
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Yahoo! Pulse ...or lack thereof . Should I be concerned that we are more interested in Paris Hilton ± than North Korea? Should Kim Jong Il be concerned? Haha! Actually that aspect is kinda funny. The guy is a huge baby. Talk about a poster child for low
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LOL, St. Pauli Girl, Brittany Evans, hails from Arizona. According to her defintion of home in this Arizona Republic article. ± I consider my hometown to be wherever my parents live. So Phoenix. Ehhh...whatever. I'm guessing like any hip TV/magazine model
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Wheehaw! Lookie here I catched me a live naked belly dog.
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It's time to play the game craze that is sweeping the nation... Content Management System or Nickelodeon Character? Through careful research of content management systems (CMS) -- and a heavy TiVo addiction -- I came to realize something fascinating.
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Wow, this is a great article , packed chock-full of everything you need to know about T-SQL cursors. A must read! Precautions: SQL Cursors are not toys. Please do not leave your child newbie developer unattended with cursors. In case your code is choking
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