Cameron Scholtz's Blog : Silliness, Beverage & Food

Bottle Cap Bender

Cameron — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:39:00 GMT

Holycow! It's been months since I posted anything. Working fulltime while simultaneously trying to get straight A's in school eats up a lot of time. Well I have been wanting to post a video of my bottle cap bender. Simply bend the bottle cap in half, label side in. Impress your friends with your feat of strength. And win bar bets. Yiieee!

View Video
Format: wmv
Duration: 00:1:03

Do not try this when your hands are wet. Also, if you use the cap off a fresh bottle, make sure it is thoroughly dry. Enjoy!

ps. Cyber says "hi".

Doritos for My Brain

Cameron — Wed, 02 May 2007 22:39:00 GMT

Yahoo! Pulse today illustrates how clueless I am about who is beautiful and hot. I have only heard of two of these actresses^±, and I know absolutely nothing about any of them.

Makes sense though. I don't watch network television. Ewww! That stuff is like Doritos for my brain.^*

± Why do women actresses insist on being called "actors"? I am not saying I don't approve, just curious.

* I do like a good tortilla chip. Have you tried Garden of Eatin'? What does that crazy chick on TV say..."el yummo" or something like that.

Captain Hook Fish and Chips*

Cameron — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:45:00 GMT

LOL, St. Pauli Girl, Brittany Evans, hails from Arizona. According to her defintion of home in this Arizona Republic article.^±

I consider my hometown to be wherever my parents live. So Phoenix.

Ehhh...whatever. I'm guessing like any hip TV/magazine model she spends most of her time in Los Angeles or New York. Anyhoo this was the featured story on The Arizona Republic's web site last night. It's good to see they're going after the hard-hitting news pieces. (Likewise it's a slow blogging day for moi.)

There was one thing that I thought was surprising, and funny. When asked how often she wears the St. Pauli Girl uniform, Brittany replied:

Never. Well, just the once for the photo shoot. ... They don't want me to. That's not what St. Pauli Girl is about. We are more contemporary.

They do not want her to wear it! What's next? Ronald McDonald in t-shirt and jeans? The Quaker Oats guy in a khakis?

Am I a dork? I don't go to bars very often. Nor can I claim to be a huge beer drinker. But darnit, I think she should wear the stoopid costume. It's like telling beer drinkers there is no Santa Claus. Come on Brittany, show a little pride.^*

± Republic articles don't stay online very long. See the St. Pauli Girl web site ~~if you actually care~~ for future reference.

* Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Pirate King: You took off your Captain Hook uniform!

Brad: I thought I'd put street clothes on for the drive to I.B.M. The uniform's uncomfortable.

PK: You're going there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal
is that uniform. You know that.

Brad: You want me to put the stuff back on?

PK: Yes, I do. Show a little pride.