Cactus Juice

Holycow!  It's been months since I posted anything. Working fulltime while simultaneously trying to get straight A's in school eats up a lot of time.  Well I have been wanting to post a video of my bottle cap bender.  Simply bend the bottle cap in half, label side in.  Impress your friends with ...

Hurry and buy your JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank by NAO Design. Per Amazon's web site this evening, ''only 2 left in stock--order soon''. The only thing funnier than a ''personal tank'' the size of a Cooper Mini, and resembling Jabba the Hutt's Sail Barge, is the fact that you can pick one up for mere $20,000 over at Amazon. Yep ...

I promised myself that I would never publicly acknowledge the fact that I pay attention to news regarding Paris Hilton. OK I am outing myself, dernit! Hope everyone is happy. Yes, I am a loser; I occasionally visit dlisted.com. I can't help it. Dang. Anyhoo in this case it's hard to miss this morning's news that Paris was released from ...

Yahoo! Pulse today illustrates how clueless I am about who is beautiful and hot. I have only heard of two of these actresses±, and I know absolutely nothing about any of them. Makes sense though. I don't watch network television. Ewww! That stuff is like Doritos for my brain.* ± Why do women actresses insist on being ...

Hmmm $48,000 in two months...and yet they drive a 10-year-old Toyota.

Scraped this off Yahoo's home page today. Evidently ''Yahoos'' enjoy dirty air and property crime. Me, I'm partial to Phoenix's ubiquity of handguns and endlesss supply of crystal meth. Phoenix #5, are you kidding me? Come on, we have the best smog. Have you tried Phoenix haze lately? A slightly aged C02 -- dare I say mature smog, with ...

Since I'm a bit of a goof*...and since nobody invited me to DevConnections :sad: ...I get to sit at home practicing my new hobby -- catching typos on the CNBC tickers. Saw this on Wednesday morning while my 2nd favorite TV personality, Jim Cramer, was making a guest appearance on Squawk on the Street. Hey I never claimed to have a life! * I ...

Looks like the CNBC spellchecker is still in the shop. On the other hand, my TiVo is working...

Pop Quiz. What do the following three items have in common? The answer in a minute. But first I have to tell a little story. So I was at the pharmacy yesterday. It's in a grocery store whose name I won't mention, but evidently it's the way to go if you want to be safe. It is also the pharmacy to visit if you cannot stand people ...

So you may have read that my TiVo was not doing well. He had performed dangerous surgery on himself and, for a while, he seemed to be feeling better. But he was never the same after that. Sadly, my TiVo passed away last weekend. I had been preparing myself as best I could. Seriously though -- how does one prepare for the loss of TiVo. It's ...